Buddha BabesIn an unforgettable showdown filled with more drama than a reality TV series, the Buddha Babes clinched a 6-1 victory over the Hot Stix in a women's beer league hockey game that had it all: from Tammy "Swipe Right for a Hat Trick" Derasp's first-ever career goals to Emily "Cruella de Skate" Breitenbach's top-shelf scoring artistry. Meanwhile, Jamie "Swipe Left for Luck" Huggins of the Hot Stix broke through with the lone goal for her team. Off-the-wall moments included Allison "Eat My Dust" White taking a nosedive courtesy of the blue line and Tanya "Keep It Down" Franke's commendable night of keeping her dinner where it belongs. With more twists and turns than a telenovela, both teams proved that age is just a number, but goals, well, those are for keeps.
Sunday, October 22, 2023
In an uproarious clash between the Buddha Babes and the Brewhawks, youth faced off against experience in a game where the action was as cold as the beers and as wild as a Friday night bingo game at a retirement home. Coach Ken kicked off with his trademark wisdom on the "5 D's of hockey: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and... Drink!" which left the team pondering if he'd started on the fifth "D" a bit early. The young 18-year-old Emily Breitenbach zipped around the ice like a teen chasing a Black Friday deal, while the more 'seasoned' players on her team had to double-check they were on a hockey rink and not in an episode of "Antiques Roadshow." From players tripping over invisible obstacles to hilarious bodycheck attempts on refs, the game was a comedy of errors and triumphs. The Brewhawks won 3-0, racking up 38 shots on goal to the Buddha Babes' 12, but it's safe to say the real winners were the spectators treated to this wildly entertaining showdown. Until next time, remember: in beer league hockey, the only thing that matters is that age-old saying: "We're here for a good time, not a long time!" Cheers! 🍻🏒🤣
Sunday, October 29, 2023
Coach Ken "The Playmaker" Breitenbach livened up the Buddha Babes with a humor-filled pep talk, emphasizing fun over formality. Players like Kayleigh "The Wall" Carter and Lucy "The Zoom" Stoop brought laughter to the rink with their enthusiastic and sometimes comically misdirected plays. Emily "The Breacher" Breitenbach's graceful tumble, Jodie "Twinkle Toes" Trottier's puck-spinning antics, and Allison "White Lightning" White's dance with the defense added to a series of entertaining bloopers. Despite the mishaps, the team's spirit never waned, and Coach Ken wrapped up the game reminding them that it's the stories and the joy they bring home that truly count.
Sunday, November 12, 2023
