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Wave Senior Women's Hockey League 

Where the "experienced" gals lace up... and occasionally trip over the laces!

Calling All Hockey Divas!

Ever thought, "I've aged like fine wine, but skate like milk left out of the fridge?" Then you're our kinda woman!

"All Levels Welcome!"

• From "I once watched a hockey game on TV" 📺
• To "I played in high school, a few decades ago" 👵🏼
• And even "I might still have that competitive streak, but now it's mostly about complaining about joint pain!" 🩹

?? Highlights of our League:

1. Advanced Puck Chasing: Because sometimes it's just fun to see how long we can let it slide before someone remembers we're supposed to stop it.

2. Team Names: Like "Buddha Babes" and "Hot Stix- we've got a sense of humour, if not talent!

3. Goalie Chats: Goalies have extended coffee breaks when the puck's on the other side. It's all about balance, darlings!

🍷 After-Game Activities:

• Discussing the best wine for muscle relaxation.
• Complaining about the youngsters and their "quick reflexes".
• "Spontaneous dance-offs in the locker room!"
• "Championing each other's most impressive (or hilariously unimpressive) play of the game."
• "Sharing the latest and greatest hockey gear finds."\
• "End-of-season awards that celebrate everything from 'Best Goal' to 'Most Creative Fall.'"

Referees: Our Unsung Heroes 🦸

Big shoutout to our refs, who occasionally remember to blow the whistle and have perfected the "I didn't see that" look. They're just here to feel young and enjoy the show!

Join Us!

Whether you're here for the love of the game, or just trying to escape house chores - Wave SWHL is where the magic, mischief, and occasional memory lapse happens!

"Remember, it's not about how well you play, but how epic your post-game stories are!" 💬 - Every Wave SWHL Player Ever

Disclaimer: Side effects of joining may include laughter cramps, bragging rights, and a renewed zest for life! 🎉

🍻 Cheers to embracing the chaos and living for the giggles! Join the Wave today! 🌊🏒